Smit-
Go on, you know you want too...
This is a record of the life and times of the legend that is Smit
hey there! happy hew year everyone! seems tho only a few people are havin time to stay in touch with the web diaries! bumped into that strange fellow mr Fordy t'other day, gave the chap a few pennies so he could buy himself a cup O tea, looked a bit worse for wear! hehe. Have i still got the quiff then mate?
Norwich top of the league 6 points clear! Ha ipshit HA!
happy new year dr E!
smit
hey there!
- Monday, December 29, 2003 at 17:51:22 (EST)
i'm buying books on physical chemistry on amazon... argh
nasty stuff!! my money disappears at the touch of a button! brighton is kool
at the moment, the course is good.. but i'm havin to try really hard with
the chemistry and the maths, bit of a downer buyt i#'m sure i'll be able to
do fine!!
we have this russian guy as a lecturer app he was a specialist in
radioactivity and helped raise that russian sub the Kursk! nice bloke don't
understand a word he says tho! thats the main reason why i'm buying
chemistry books, i no i'd rather be spending my money on goin out but hey
i've decided to sdtay in for 2 weeks till my chem test is over and then i
can have some fun again!
You do realise in a few years time you'll be
contacting me to do talks to yr punk biology and chemistry sixth formers
hehe.
Thats one thing i've actually thought about doing.. theres a thing in
the student union where the students have to do talks to the local GCSE
students at the local schools, and we get paid basically £7p.h whgich is
good, but i'm not sure whether i'd be good enough to do that sorta thing yet!
anyways hope good ol Geoff is keeping the school goin good!
Hey people! this is uch a message to my mates at home as well as it is to everybody, basically cos i have been so damn busy sortin out the fundermentals of uni... i.e joining the local pool club, finding out that theres actually more women in brighton than blokes... *sniggers* and yea well the first weeks have been just a chillin sorta thing which is good! another reason why i've decided to send a message today is cos i've finally got my internet in my room so thats all good!
Ah Mr E i'm scared! my bio-med course has been nothin but chemistry so far tho!!!! i'm talkin no biology so far! its ok tho i'm wingin it quite nicely lol. oh and its been loadsa maths mainly of a-level standard.... but i'm learning it which is a change!! still damn hard tho!
anyways good luck at sixth form .... whoever is there now!
smit-ManiA
USA - Friday, October 17, 2003 at 09:50:06 (EDT)
ok ok Dr E mailed me once...
but i'm sure him and Dr sanderson have been following me... do us a favour Dr E... keep him locked in his cage... occasionally throwin off cuts of monkey brains and wotever else u've been cuttin up in biology these days!
chill sir u CrAzY! man!
- Friday, September 26, 2003 at 19:23:30 (EDT)
HEylo!! anyone missed me? thought as much! well after numerous e-mails from the doc pleading for me to write something on here i've decided to cut him some slack!
well since i ain't written alot for a while a mat aswell start with ... i didn't write anything about leaving school and how final and weird that was.. tho i must say the greatest ever video was made by charlotte and kerrie and hell yes even i got in it!! well done girls! it'll be a memory that stays! :D
just after leavin school came the next big thing.... goin back to get our results!!! results day was a bit testing! goin to collect my results i was told to get them "from the pile of people who Mrs Mahood would like to see" at that moment i felt like i failed straight away! lol... thank god i didn't tho! anyways i rang up my uni and they had already agreeed to take me on so i was all smiles as i'm sure Dr E would say! plus hey i got kiss off goodo ol Mrs Mahood ;) and hey even gave Mr E a "strickly manly hug!" needless to say in the evening that day... i was very....very drunk.. anyways!! movin on to more recent things! went out lastnight to say goodbye to a few of the last remaining people from sprow who r goin to uni! and yes time was kitted out yet again with people not dancin but with their phones out txtin "the board" and hey we all got mentions! was a great night but weird that i won't see a few of them for a while.. at the least! but hey i'm not off till october 4th or 5th so i'm still safe in norwich for the time being! however... i have noticed that i'm turning into a real student!!! no no i'm not growing my hair long and smokin weed and jobless... thats the rest of my mates! :p tho i have become strange independant... i even bought a towel rail for my radiator at uni..... be scared... be very scared! its too late for me but save yourselves!!! or just scream someones name in a sense to really shit them up like u r saving them... such as....."JIMMMMMYYYY!!!!"
towel rail?....
- Friday, September 26, 2003 at 19:19:33 (EDT)
HEYLO! the captain return with food for all!... u probably should ignore the last statement.. well hey i've finished my exams! Yet i still have to hand in art coursework... hmm strange no? Went to see my bro for his b-day the other day, was very weird cos i was talkin to loadsa his friends who are now qualified doctors!? they are too damn young to treat people! hehe but in all seriousness its weird, being in the position of going onto new things like university like some of the Street punks from year 11 are goin' to sixth form. Hey the oldy Rrr & Brr is movin nicely at the mo, B's new song is a beat to remember, as is ashanti's OHhhhhhhhhhh BAbabbbbbbbbbbby.... *repeat for bout 3 minutes* And.. for me the summer of doin as much stuff as pos has started, soon the recrutes aka Stu wilma etc will be on the way helping wit the new movement! watch out for the pirate hospital radio station with WESTWOOD Mixin'. Nothin but big things!
I'm Grinding..I'm Grinding...
- Friday, June 20, 2003 at 21:41:12 (BST)
Well as i sit here pondering why George Michael tell us "...gonna lock u up, but i could not BARE to hear ya screamin to be set free!" i get to reflect on my first proper writing exam at A2, but first i'd like to say that was in his WHAM days when he was obviously straight! ahem.. well anyways my exam went EXACTLY AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD :D! shame i thought i'd fail! i think its time to say i failed miserably, and i hate psychology! The best bit of today was goin into the common room and seeing a picture of myself pasted up with "...and u say hes not gay!" Hell least it made me laugh!:D
Now stuck in my house, contemplating revision for biology and psychology ~*Fixtures set for Monday and Tuesday respectfully*~ oh and more art work! I think i've decided that i won't get the grades for my 1st uni and that my 2nd uni is crap so i'm gonna be a hobo, obviously i've been in training for many years, and i believe its the right move for me, so if your in the "subway" anytime soon shout me a Holla...and buy me a cuppa...please i'll need it...
i'll be needing a dog if anyone wants to donate any puppies to me... ahem... your the dirty minded ones not me...
Well the weekend is clambing up on us.. *flashback of Jim back in 'Nam*...i'm thinkin bout goin to lakes lil do *Club tropicana comes to mind..* Sunday slowly creeps up, and will be a day of hungover revision, *us year 13's with great tips on how to pass exams*
Ah well least Wimbledon is comin round again, shame bout my dodgy knee... i might have been in there.. *..brushes a single tear away from eye..* back in my days when i was known as Adam "Big Bat" Smith... ah the rivalrys with Jim "AWOL" Beckerleg and Billy "Goat" Daynes.... those were the good days... when men were men... and breen was technically female...
Speak Friend and enter....
- Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 20:09:19 (BST)
Well well well... i thought i had spelt it out to u last time stewart.... any other comments and its war!
Well sixth form life is quite nasty at the moment! unlike Vicky i'm not as ahem.. conservative so i like to name the teachers who have been unleashing hell upon me! Firstly Mrs Breen! grrr i have art with her, and to put it plainly she is pure evil... secondly Mrs Rice... HA! thats wot i say! Mr Evans... *chap* ...*this is where he now edits everything i've put so he makes me looks strange...which or course i'm not! MUHHhhhhhaaaaa*
Goin back to the beef wit stu, firstly... pokemon is a very addictive game... and i'd like for u not to attack my gaming habits again! :D 2ndly... i was bettin with buck coins unlike u heavy boys with ya 2p's :p
...and i escaped with 2 of cuban's finest :D...bottom line u don't like it i'll undo my zipper and u can kiss "my precious"
Smitsluvshack
OH DAMN ITS ON!
- Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 20:14:27 (BST)
Damn bill, ok i took an absolute slating last nite, for no good reason. *don't ask* and now u kick me while i'm down.... fashion police listen mr A.D.D.I.D.A.S, no one needs to rip me bout the white men can't jump outfit! lol.does no-one like film memoribillia these days? :p
Bill, and why not.. Stu, the battle lines have been drawn... and i have Jim on my side! Ha! the unimaginable force of a Veitnam War Vet!
Fashion police?!
- Sunday, June 08, 2003 at 20:15:47 (BST)
Well paint me blue and call me some kind of smurf like creature! i've been out tonight! had a good laugh with my mate danny reeve, saw the man beany a bit drunk as per! now peekin through the leavers photos, damn fine girls on there well done ladiez ;)...Stu your just jealous cos u ain't as appealing to the girls :P lol.
...i thought i'd ingeniusly make some comments on herre after a few drinks as mr E requested some "magic" on the web diaries, let face it u ain't gonna be gettin any of stu or will so its up to me and the old man they call fordy, and whos gonna win tha battle? no contest sit down fordy!
If your wondering about sixth form life, this is wot its allllll about, doin your work at school, then chillin at night! :D providing u have the funds to keep that up! as i normally don't, no jibes bout the legendary farm shop please!
I'm sure Mr "jim" Beckerleg once worked there, he obviously clambered up the ladder quickly, now hes a teacher and jungle gym owner! hey look where i'll be in a few years time!
ah smitlife..
- Saturday, June 07, 2003 at 01:21:01 (BST)
Hey Hey rise and shine campers! well i'm bored as hell, been stuck in all week doin art coursework grrr, not far to go till exams! oh well! i've got a lovely fun filled day of drawing and writing more general crap.. Hey check out the graffiti wall seems like theres somewhat of a kitty fight bout some waiters, always a laugh!
Oh well i've got tonight free if anyone wants to invite me along to some nice drunken booze up? Hell maybe a lil dance even! *Wilma, me and u and a bottle of bells doesn't count..*
AND whos this CrAzY fool askin questions bout billy? is he stuck up? i think not! a very classy lad actually ;)
Big dawg
- Friday, May 30, 2003 at 10:24:25 (BST)
Well this is my testing first entry, a bit late i agree, but come on i'm worth waiting for ;) After reading the crazy mumblings of an enraged wilma i thought i'd lighten up this place, i havern't read what anyone has said bout our leavers, but i don't care i think it was pretty kool, Clarky & Stu challenged each other to the "lets see who can get really drunk really fast" competition i can't say i can remember who won... but i'm sure they both ended up in each others arms at the end of the night..
e-mail: smitsluvshack@hotmail.com
SmitsluvShack
- Tuesday, May 27, 2003 at 22:06:59 (BST)