Web Diary

This is a record of the life and times of Chris

oooops!! i think it went the way of the pear!!tune in soon!!
huh?
- Tuesday, October 21, 2003 at 11:03:34 (EDT)

I just made an entry which went as follows:
Fun and love don't mix!!

Having just read my ex sixth formers diaries a thought occured to me, not a lot has changed, Wilma and Hash(thats y ur nationwide!!) are still arguing like husband and husband, Stu being the young rogue that he is is struggling to make entrees, saying that mine are hardly frequent! Also i wonder if Smit still has his cheeky Alan Supple quif??plz let me know smit as this q drives me crazy at nite wen i go 2 sleep!
It was nice to sum of the former yr 12's, current yr 13's, at gem's and hayley's party on sat nite.Apart from that i havn't really bin up to much with me workin a lot covering hols at work; busy,busy,busy!
This is a short and uninformative entry but thenxt 1 will be better, i promise!!
Y can't us lads fully understand the opposite sex?In case u havn't guessed by now i am avin' sum problems understanding u ladies, so if ne1 can help me through this traumatic time please do and drop me an email at Fordy160185@Yahoo.co.uk

Au revoir tarrar
mange tout and lovely drop.

and it said that my entry to the guest book had been accepted so if a random has appeared sumwhere on the website i apologise, actually it cud've worked in my favour as a form of extra exposure to my web diary.Hopefully this entry works...
huh?
- Tuesday, October 21, 2003 at 11:01:42 (EDT)

Having just read my ex sixth formers web diaries i have realized that not much has changed.Hash, oh yeah leicester are storming the premiership, and Wilma are still like husband and husband.Smit is still talkin strangely, (thought to myself)i wonder if he still has his cheeky Alan Supple quif????And Stu, being the young rogue that he is, is failing to keep up with his entrees, saying that mine havn't been incredibly frequent.
It was nice to see sum of the old year twelve, present yr 13, on saturday nite at gem n hayley's party.
Recently i've been workin a lot and not spending much money as i've been covering people's hols at work;busy,busy,busy!
So this is a particularly short and boring entry to my diary but hopefully the nxt entry will prove more exciting for u!
Oh yeah, y can't us lads understand how the female of the species work????If u havn't guessed by now, i am avin sum problems with the other sex!!Any budding love doctors out there, drop me an email at Fordy160185@Yahoo.co.uk
Au revoir tarrar
mange tout and lovely drop!!
Fun and love don't mix!!
- Tuesday, October 21, 2003 at 10:45:13 (EDT)

All u little fordymaniacs need not panic, i iz 'ear again!!
I can't even remember my last entry, so y dwell on the past!So u little whippersnappers how is the kett wivout my influence, no change i expect!!
Neway:1 i've bin to kavos and bak, just about surviving the dreaded 'kavos cough'!2 spent lots of my time in the city 'sociolising' as sum of u may av seen,3 worked lots,4 day at yarmo races and found i have a mysterious talent to pick winners so i won loads of wonga!!Other than this i havn't really lived much.
With others dissappearing off to uni i've decided to stay in norwich, for the time being, and work at the oaklands hotel, a very fine establishment, till laura d and i save up enuff wonga and leave sunny old england to discover the land down unda + various other places in the southern hemisphere. I only want to go so i can see the water drain down the plughole in an anti-clockwise direction!!
So if ne of you tax dodgers are incredibly bored and want to let me know how life at the kett is email me at Fordy160185@Yahoo.co.uk

Au revoir tarrar
Y'army
I'm baaaaack!!
- Thursday, October 02, 2003 at 11:39:59 (EDT)

Don't worry i'm back!!!A lot has happened since my last entry so i shall get straight on with it!!

Thursday 26th June: on the lash.Wot an afternoon/nite!Possibly the best nite i have ever had in the city!!!Starting late afternoon in the glasshouse with alex, chris and katherine having a quick bite to eat i wondered how this particular nite wud be better than any other, i struggled to come up with a solution.Moving onto the slug n lettuce for a half price drink was next followed by an unorthodox trip to orgasmic. There we met our sociology teacher mrs. king for a couple of drinks along with other sociology grafters. Also in orgasmic were sum grade z celebrities such as Iwan Roberts, Darren Eadie, Alex Notman, Mike Milligan and Neil Emblen.Its wierd to see players i scream at from the barclay end on the lash, now i understand why they play the way they do!!After the lengthy stay in orgasmic it was down to riverside. Alex even convinced mrs. king to come down with us where she apparently revealed sum teacher secrets to sum drunk pupils. I think she may have had one too many, i may be wrong though. After Wetherspoons, Old Orleans and newhere else i went to herd up a massive it was time where the kett congregated on the left platform of the dancefloor as you first walk in (the scary thing is in having been to time twice since then i have been in exactly the same place!!)Text messages were flying from fones to the time text machine givin a 'DJ Spooney' style 'shout out' to the kett massive!!I was absolutely buzzin!I am usually quite sceptical bout the music in time but this particular nite it was a good mix and a brilliant time was had by all, well me neway!

Friday 27th June: on the lash again!This time a bbq round my sisters;Laura Downs!I really ruined my body this day due to alcohol intake. The trusty drink mix and lowest card game aided in my slow journey to the loss of my senses, cheers maete!

Tuesday 1st July: work, footy, on the lash! Workin in the mornin, easy peasy. Footy training, mostly fitness work which was to be later undone, hard as rock.On the lash, comes naturally!!Seeing sum of my now ex colleagues emily, katherine and louise was a surprise but a highly pleasant one! I didn't expect to be going out but my next door nieghbour gave me tinkle (phone call) so i could only oblige and go out, it wud've been rude not too!Another good nite had by all!

Wednesday 2nd July: assembly, sociolising, eating and on the lash!The assembly was a pleasant subtle goodbye put together well by the legend that is mrs. mahood!The video was absolutely spiffing, well done girls it has led to stu gaining a new nickname!Thanks for including my little gay exchange dance, very tougching. The two clowns, i mean teachers mr allerhand and mr ball, the man who saved my english GCSE grade, were superb!Witty, clever and generally gutsy!! The same can be said for andy adam, i thought he did well to carry on and carl did even better to put up with him! Well done lads, especially for drawn from memory as i am a fan of embrace and have seen that song performed live, just as good i thought!The other performers, don't really like norah jones but the song was cool, well dun emily and the earthsong sounded better than the real thing!Oh yeah, i hope that professional stumble down the stairs didn't hurt to much penny!!!Last word on the assembly:Ta.After the assembly sum of us trundled off to spixworth round kelly's for the day. We ate fish n chips, drank WATER for a change and picked holes in various music videos, well me n Nick did neway! After leaving Kels the a2 pe group went out for a meal and a few drinks with the teachers! It was good to see mr taylor again as it was the other three teachers, mrs taylor, mrs nicklin and as fish sed the one every1 loves to hate mr nicklin, i don't mind him though!It was a good laugh. We punk'd ds (but u'll hav to ask him bout that as i'm running out of time and energy after a twelve hour day at work today!)

Thursday 3rd July: golf. Played the new course at the manor where they are hosting a live televised european tour event nxt year which is very impressive for those of that don't know!!Neway the course is class, just a bit more growth needed to make it just a bit better!

Since then i havn't really dun much stuff that is really exciting, watched a couple of films with sum friends and had sum more alcohol in small quantities!
My life does consist of other things other than alcohol. Basically my life is work, footy/golf, drinking and sleep. I shud fit sum time in for eating and perhaps sum girls, ne offers ladies?Contacts at end of entry. That seems a bit like putting an entry in a singles page of a newspaper, a bit desperate i hear you say, oh well!!Thats it for now, i promise not too leave such a big in my diary entrees, i know you all miss it!
No advice really, just wish every1 good luck in the future.
If u r likely to use this following number to give me prank calls at absured times or send me freaky txt messages there is no point to your existance on this earth so rack off and leave it,Mobile 07980620129 -web address Fordy160185@Yahoo.co.uk
Tarrar

I wasn't as think you drunk i was!
- Sunday, July 06, 2003 at 22:29:46 (BST)

I'm done. Nay more revision, nay more exams and nay more skool!Just a life time of work, bill paying, housework, maturity and aging to the state of a wrinkled raisin!
A thought occured to me yesterday that Tony Blair is a bit of a using little gimp. During his election campaign in the mid 90's he promised a new Britain. He used music to get elected. As the yanks, Nirvana, Guns n Roses and Pearl Jam tried to invade after the short lived dominance of The Stone Roses Britpop was unearthed due to the emegence of the legends that are Oasis and also Blur and Pulp. Tony Blurgh used these in his campaign as a signal of moving away from Americanism.Does ne1 else see the pattern? He has cut loose his 'cool' image and turned into the chairman of the official George 'Dubya' Bush fanclub.Im all for new cultures and everything but i reckon America is big enough so sod their shit screamy music, sod their 'power' and sod George 'Dubya'! I wud use the word fuck but people may get offended. So anyway the clue is in the name - GREAT Britain!!
Sorry got a bit sidetracked there, im on the lash Wednesday, Thursday and Friday so i think its bout time to quote Stu 'Grrrrrr!' It'll be easy, i survived Amsterdam, somehow, so its a mini warm-up for Kavos, without the sun.Reports of these days will appear in this space in the near future for all the exclusive drunken tales involving some well known and not so well known victims of the beer goggle effect!
My advice for this entry comes from the scribblings of the great Noel Gallagher and goes loke this; LIVE FOREVER
Tarrar
Do we live in a time of circles?
- Tuesday, June 24, 2003 at 18:06:36 (BST)

My diary keeps entering things after only one line of writing for sum obscure and strange reason, i think its stopped now!!
Havin' completed my penultimate exam yesterday im getting a bit worried about all this drinking and partying im gonna do when they actually finish, yeah right!!In the eternal words of the John Smiths advert im going to 'AVE IT'!!
However, while all the yr 13's will be supping sum fine Norfolk ale and having a jolly good time, my good friends in year 12 will still be beavering away at school struggling to find the motivation to finish the year, waaarrrrgh!!!Seriously, if you've dun the AS levels you may as well carry on and finish the A2's.
Regular reader's of my diary will notice that there is a certain section missing in which i verbally humilate a fellow year 13 of my mine.Well, to my knowledge, he has been well behaved recently so i will let him off for this entry. However, with the exams finishing in the near future and people having more free time im sure this section of my diary will return soon with more ribbings of the boy.
Anyway, as they say in Russia: Mos cow.
One more to go
one more to go
one more to go
one more to go
one more to go
one more to go!
Tarrar
Lets all go for a dance in Rotterdam shall we!!
- Friday, June 20, 2003 at 16:40:42 (BST)

My mum keeps playin the new Meat Loaf album in my stereo, tut tut tut!
Lets all go for a dance in Rotterdam!
- Friday, June 20, 2003 at 16:15:24 (BST)

Having just finished my other entry, i have read Carl's web diary. It's a bit special, it tickled me hugely. The boys got wit and its not so opinionated as Wilmas so give it a read!!!
Remember Carl, CM4 can lure you in and never let you go, not speaking from experience or anything!
Tarrar
Still alone with evrybody!
- Tuesday, June 17, 2003 at 11:10:08 (BST)

OK, i'll get this entries pop at Wilma out of the way early. No later did i find out bout the young squires misfortune of losing his wallet i also was told by an unamed source that he was rumaging through a nearby bin!!!One can only imagine what he was looking: some hair for those ankles perhaps, maybe some 'Smirnoff red', a spare connextions card is another option but i think it was the current edition of 'How to make people believe that you are American!'Tut tut tut!
Whilst reading stu's, wilma's and smit's diary's, although they are spiffing, i am slightly concerned about their infatuation with George Michael. Is this general feeling for the man or is it just a drunken fling??
Only one thing has really come to my attention this week. This point may not interest sum of my dedicated followers but i was down right disgusted to read that they have delayed the building of the new south stand down at the home of football, Carrow Road, due to the finding of sum old bits of flint!!!To be fair who gives shuckin' fit about the archeological diggers and their precious, easy Wilma, bits of history!!!Delayed by four weeks so that sum1 who couldn't get a real job can waste more of the tax payer's money playing in the mud,go to the buckin' feach if you want 2 play in the sand!!Rant over.
Meanwhile after successfully enduring my exam marathon last Thursday, sorry Fish, i struggled with the heat in the mobile yesterday during the english language exam thet Mr.Turner tried to cut short by an hour just so he cud go home early, good try.Having two exams left i don't really have that much time left in high school, oh dear what a pitty never mind!!
Hope to see you all at the leaver's assembly. I am considering the option of a bbq afterwards so every1 is invited for a jolly good knees up with sum true Norfolk ale!!Then for us A2 pe students its off to the city for a night on the town with the squirrel, mrs.n and mr. yes mr. and mrs taylor. Pictures will be taken and passed onto Dr.E, hopefully containing sum drunken teachers!!
Tarrar
I'm alone with everybody
- Tuesday, June 17, 2003 at 10:56:48 (BST)

I have just arrived in from the pub known to most of us as The Blue Boar havin g sunk some fine Norfolk ale with my fellow sociologists such as Parny and Coe, oh and Mr.Yaxley (not a sociologist by any means!!!). I hear you ask, 'did you converse on the days occurances such as the sociology exam that you endured?' My answer to that is no, we planned a camping trip to Waxham for the 24th and 25th of June, then we come back for a masssive nite on the town on Thursday 26th, the day of the last A2 exam, i hope to see all the year 13 students out on the town as it is going to be fandabbydozy!I especially want to see the character known to most us as 'Beeny' cutting some of his 'shapes' on the dance floor!!!!
This day has possibly been the hardest of my life as i have had to endure three hours of a sociology exam folllowed by three hours of a pe exam!!In Stu's words - Grrrr!!
Normally i will slate the young lad with hairless ankles, Wilma, but on this occasion considering he has just lost his wallet i will say.................
Unrucky Kentucky or should i say unrucky macdonalds?!? Sorry m8!!!
Just before i go i would just like to say how disturbed i am in reading that Adam Smith, a fellow diary keeper of mine, is being talked about in such a perverse an obscure manner in connection with such a prestigious tournament, i mean Wimbledon by the way.
I have no advice from this entry as my brain is exhausted from todays exploits, sorry to my many followers!!
Tarrar
You gotta go there to come back!
- Thursday, June 12, 2003 at 23:36:55 (BST)

Mmm.Here i am struggling to motivate myself to do sum MORE revision, listening to the chris moyles show on radio 1 as he gives away tickets to go and see Eminem whilst pondering where my stereophonics ticket has got to for thier gig in december at the millenium stadium, ROAD TRIP!!
Who is Joan Laporta and where has he come from all of a sudden?
Unlike Wilma i try not to pay attention to depressing things such as Becks gaining an ABC or whateva hes getting, or FHM's downgrading list of 100 sexiest women. I push my attention towards more important things such eating peanut m n m's whilst watching The Matrix Reloaded.
I am also currently scrounging together every sheckle i can find as i hav to fund an M.O.T and service for my car, a holiday to Kavos with the boys, an end of exam celebration and also renewing my car insurance upon returning from my holiday to Kavos.
My vital piece of advice for this entry is to save your mular!It may be difficult but grit your teeth, you can do it, go on, you know you can, go on, ave it, save that money.......sod it, do what you want, im not your father(i could be if you ask politely, if you know wot i mean!!!)
Buy the new Phonics and Audio Bulleys albums, pretty shit maete!
Tarrar
Tangerine fields and marmalade skies!
- Tuesday, June 10, 2003 at 16:56:21 (BST)

I am presently revising for my sociology and pe exams on thursday. We study like flies gather round back door sick for two years and i end up with 6 hours of exams on one day, i ask you is this fair?
OK Kerrie, i had a bit too much norfolk ale at the ball and my dancing may have suffered just a little, i apologise for any actions that night that may have offended anyone.
Am i the only one who wishes they were back in middle school where there were no worries or pressures and people spent their free time up the park not doing anything in particular instead of being stuck doing revision????
I have a few really serious hates in life, number 1 being Ipswich 'we're in adminestration' Town FC and number 2 being REVISION, i am unable to name such other hates as readers may become offended!
Please return to my web diary in the near future for another exciting installment of 'Fordy's life'.
P.S message to Wilma, there is new scientific research emerging from Alabama, USA to suggest that there is a cure for your rare disease of hairless ankle.
Tarrar
Damn revision!
- Thursday, June 05, 2003 at 15:21:18 (BST)

I will echo everything that young Bill said apart from one thing! White men can't dance?!?!?! You've obviously never seen me dance, I'll teach you young whippersnappers a thing or to when you spot in town as i try to hide and ignore you, only jokin'.Anyway, as i dance between applying for uni or laying down plans for a career in the catering trade, i have been offered a place at a fine establishment with a very generous offer. Whilst i am mulling over this offer over a pint of fine Norfolk ale in a pub i shall also be searching for other openings which will benefit my ever so thriving social life! My advice for you whippersnappers is to dance like me and keep your options open for as long as poss without pissing anyone off!Tarrar for now
Response to Wilma
- Tuesday, June 03, 2003 at 22:40:11 (BST)

As this is my first entry to my highly entertaining and enthralling web diary, i thought i wud keep it short! I have just returned from one of the best weeks of my life as after the summer ball, which i enjoyed despite certain occurances, i went to a party the following night and then onto Amsterdam to play some football and for a jolly good kneees up!!!! Those of you who have been to Amsterdam will know what a jolly good knees up envolves and i didn't pay for it niether!!!On my return i travel to Erpingham, near Cromer, to watch Ben, Sam and Lee, who performed for us at the ball, you have to watch them as they are very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very good!Oh yeah remember to revise 4 ya exams, just like me.
I am in a hurry
- Tuesday, June 03, 2003 at 13:10:50 (BST)